shubbabang:

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people who bite into ice cream absolutely terrify me

(via agentrodgers)

cooltennant:

this scene was wild from start to finish

(via hightsu)

stunningpicture:

Kids work together to create eternal recess

stunningpicture:

Kids work together to create eternal recess

(via ruinedchildhood)

lunalovegouda:

these two

(Source: turbanaroo, via southpauz)

givingaway:

A CUSTOMER CAME INTO THE STORE WITH THIS BEAUTY TODAY AND I SQUEALED A LOT

(via joshpeck)

sliceofbri:

WHAT’S UP FUCKERS I HAVE ANOTHER FUCKING TUTORIAL FOR YOU AND THIS IS THE ONLY WAY YOU LITTLE SHITS WILL READ IT SO HERE WE FUCKING GO. HOW MANY OF YOU HATE BAR SOAP? 

IT’S HARD TO HOLD ON TO, IT GETS FUCKING SLIMY BETWEEN USES, IT TAKES TOO LONG TO GO THROUGH A BAR, AND THE LAST LITTLE SLIVER NEVER GETS FUCKING USED. BUT BAR SOAP IS WAY FUCKING CHEAPER THAN OTHER SOAP, BETTER FOR THE ENVIRONMENT, AND IT JUST SEEMS TO COME IN MORE FUCKING DELIGHTFUL SCENTS. SO WHAT DO WE DO? THE ANSWER IS OBVIOUSLY TO TURN YOUR UNCOMFORTABLE SOLID BAR SOAP INTO SMOOTH, LIQUIDUS SOAP.

YOU WILL NEED SOME MATERIALS FOR THIS MAGICAL TRANSFORMATION MUCH LIKE A WIZARD NEEDS A WAND SO GO DIG OUT YOUR FINE CHEESE GRATER, A MEASURING CUP, A BIG ASS SOUP POT, AND SOAP RECEPTACLES. FOR THE TRULY FRUGAL, PUMP BOTTLES ARE SOLD AT THE DOLLAR STORE FUCK YEAH.

NOW YOU NEED SOME BAR SOAP. NOT DOVE. DO NOT USE DOVE, OR ANYTHING SIMILAR, ALL THE MOISTURIZER FUCKS THE RECIPE UP. IF YOU WANT TO MAKE DOVE BODY WASH FROM SOAP STAY TUNED I WILL EXPLAIN AT THE END. SO TAKE YOUR BAR SOAP I LIKE THE STUFF FROM LUSH WHICH ALWAYS SMELLS LIKE AN ANGELS HEAVENLY ASS, AND GRATE IT NICE AND FINE. IF YOU ARE FUCKING BROKE AND DON’T OWN A GRATER CHOP IT UP INTO SMALL PIECES.

MMM YES MAKE IT SNOW IN YOUR BOWL YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO NOW ADD ABOUT 8 CUPS OF HOT WATER TO YOUR POT AND THEN A CUP OF YOUR SOAP SHAVINGS THAT USUALLY TAKES 1-2 STANDARD BARS BUT IF YOU CHOPPED INSTEAD OF GRATED USE MORE(LIKE A CUP AND A HALF) BECAUSE PHYSICS. MELT IT ALL DOWN INTO A SMOOTH AND HAPPY MARRIAGE. NOW IT’S TIME FOR THE SECRET INGREDIENT: GLYCERIN 

PLAIN VEGETABLE GLYCERIN IT IS NOT 100% REQUIRED BUT IT WILL MAKE YOUR SOAP MORE SOAP LIKE AND LESS LIQUIDY. IF YOU PLAN TO GET ALL MARTHA STEWART AND GIVE SOAP AWAY OR MAKE IT A LOT THEN BUY THE GLYCERIN. I GOT A LITER OF IT FOR TEN DOLLARS ON AMAZON I BELIEVE YOU CAN GET IT AT MOST DRUGSTORES AND HEALTH STORES BUT I DON’T FUCKING KNOW GOOGLE IT. ADD A FEW TABLESPOONS INTO THE MIX FOR HAPPY SOAP

NOW LET IT COOL SO YOU DON’T BURN EVERYTHING WHEN YOU INEVITABLY SPILL SOAP EVERYWHERE THEN FILL YOUR MAIN SOAP RECEPTACLE(USE A GODDAMN FUNNEL YOU AREN’T A CAVE MAN) AND STORE THE REST UNTIL YOU NEED TO REFILL I KEEP MY EXTRA IN AN OLD MILK CARTON REMEMBER WE ARE SAVING THE ENVIRONMENT HERE REDUCE REUSE RECYCLE

NOW THAT’S JUST THE BEGINNING BECAUSE YOU CAN START OFF WITH PLAIN ASS SOAP AND ADD ESSENTIAL OILS OR A LITTLE PERFUME OR YOU CAN ADD BODY-SAFE GLITTER IF YOU LIKE GLITTER OR A LITTLE NATURAL COLORING(BE CAREFUL PLEASE DON’T TURN YOURSELF BLUE BECAUSE YOU PUT A BUNCH OF PLAIN OLD FOOD COLORING IN YOUR SOAP) OR YOU CAN EVEN MIX SOAPS TO MAKE A REALLY FANCY ASS BLEND OF MAGIC OR ADD LOTION TO MAKE IT NICE FOR YOUR SKIN OR ADD LAVENDER OIL OR TEA-TREE TO MAKE IT ANTIBACTERIAL MAKE CUSTOM SOAP AND SELL IT FOR THOUSANDS THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS THE WORLD IS YOUR CLEAN AND SHINY OYSTER

NOW IF YOU WANT TO USE FUCKING DOVE SOAP OR SOME OTHER SUPER MOISTURIZING SOAP LIKE IT(IF IT IS PRETTY SOFT FOR A BAR SOAP IT PROBABLY HAS A LOT OF GODDAMN MOISTURIZER OR LOTION) THEN DO THE SAME THING BUT ONLY USE A CUP OR TWO OF WATER AND NO GLYCERIN OKAY NO GLYCERIN IT DOESN’T NEED IT OKAY NOW USE YOUR FUCKING PRECIOUS DOVE SOAP AND DON’T PAY FOR THAT EXPENSIVE ASS BODY WASH

NOW IT SHOULD GO WITHOUT SAYING THAT NOT ALL SOAPS ARE THE SAME SO SET ASIDE SOME EXTRA SOAP FLAKES IN CASE THE CONSISTENCY IS NOT RIGHT OR WHAT YOU WANT JESUS DO I HAVE TO DO ALL THE WORK HERE YOU CAN FIGURE OUT A SOLUTION. OKAY NOW YOU HAVE LEARNED A NEW THING AND EVERYONE YOU KNOW SHOULD PREPARE TO GET FUCKING SOAP FOR CHRISTMAS BECAUSE YOU’RE A CRAFTY LITTLE SHIT NOW GO BE CLEAN AND FRUGAL AND ECO-FRIENDLY YOU BEAUTIFUL MAJESTIC UNICORN CLASS DISMISSED

sliceofbri:

WHAT’S UP FUCKERS I HAVE ANOTHER FUCKING TUTORIAL FOR YOU AND THIS IS THE ONLY WAY YOU LITTLE SHITS WILL READ IT SO HERE WE FUCKING GO. HOW MANY OF YOU HATE BAR SOAP?

IT’S HARD TO HOLD ON TO, IT GETS FUCKING SLIMY BETWEEN USES, IT TAKES TOO LONG TO GO THROUGH A BAR, AND THE LAST LITTLE SLIVER NEVER GETS FUCKING USED. BUT BAR SOAP IS WAY FUCKING CHEAPER THAN OTHER SOAP, BETTER FOR THE ENVIRONMENT, AND IT JUST SEEMS TO COME IN MORE FUCKING DELIGHTFUL SCENTS. SO WHAT DO WE DO? THE ANSWER IS OBVIOUSLY TO TURN YOUR UNCOMFORTABLE SOLID BAR SOAP INTO SMOOTH, LIQUIDUS SOAP.

YOU WILL NEED SOME MATERIALS FOR THIS MAGICAL TRANSFORMATION MUCH LIKE A WIZARD NEEDS A WAND SO GO DIG OUT YOUR FINE CHEESE GRATER, A MEASURING CUP, A BIG ASS SOUP POT, AND SOAP RECEPTACLES. FOR THE TRULY FRUGAL, PUMP BOTTLES ARE SOLD AT THE DOLLAR STORE FUCK YEAH.

NOW YOU NEED SOME BAR SOAP. NOT DOVE. DO NOT USE DOVE, OR ANYTHING SIMILAR, ALL THE MOISTURIZER FUCKS THE RECIPE UP. IF YOU WANT TO MAKE DOVE BODY WASH FROM SOAP STAY TUNED I WILL EXPLAIN AT THE END. SO TAKE YOUR BAR SOAP I LIKE THE STUFF FROM LUSH WHICH ALWAYS SMELLS LIKE AN ANGELS HEAVENLY ASS, AND GRATE IT NICE AND FINE. IF YOU ARE FUCKING BROKE AND DON’T OWN A GRATER CHOP IT UP INTO SMALL PIECES.

MMM YES MAKE IT SNOW IN YOUR BOWL YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO NOW ADD ABOUT 8 CUPS OF HOT WATER TO YOUR POT AND THEN A CUP OF YOUR SOAP SHAVINGS THAT USUALLY TAKES 1-2 STANDARD BARS BUT IF YOU CHOPPED INSTEAD OF GRATED USE MORE(LIKE A CUP AND A HALF) BECAUSE PHYSICS. MELT IT ALL DOWN INTO A SMOOTH AND HAPPY MARRIAGE. NOW IT’S TIME FOR THE SECRET INGREDIENT: GLYCERIN

PLAIN VEGETABLE GLYCERIN IT IS NOT 100% REQUIRED BUT IT WILL MAKE YOUR SOAP MORE SOAP LIKE AND LESS LIQUIDY. IF YOU PLAN TO GET ALL MARTHA STEWART AND GIVE SOAP AWAY OR MAKE IT A LOT THEN BUY THE GLYCERIN. I GOT A LITER OF IT FOR TEN DOLLARS ON AMAZON I BELIEVE YOU CAN GET IT AT MOST DRUGSTORES AND HEALTH STORES BUT I DON’T FUCKING KNOW GOOGLE IT. ADD A FEW TABLESPOONS INTO THE MIX FOR HAPPY SOAP

NOW LET IT COOL SO YOU DON’T BURN EVERYTHING WHEN YOU INEVITABLY SPILL SOAP EVERYWHERE THEN FILL YOUR MAIN SOAP RECEPTACLE(USE A GODDAMN FUNNEL YOU AREN’T A CAVE MAN) AND STORE THE REST UNTIL YOU NEED TO REFILL I KEEP MY EXTRA IN AN OLD MILK CARTON REMEMBER WE ARE SAVING THE ENVIRONMENT HERE REDUCE REUSE RECYCLE

NOW THAT’S JUST THE BEGINNING BECAUSE YOU CAN START OFF WITH PLAIN ASS SOAP AND ADD ESSENTIAL OILS OR A LITTLE PERFUME OR YOU CAN ADD BODY-SAFE GLITTER IF YOU LIKE GLITTER OR A LITTLE NATURAL COLORING(BE CAREFUL PLEASE DON’T TURN YOURSELF BLUE BECAUSE YOU PUT A BUNCH OF PLAIN OLD FOOD COLORING IN YOUR SOAP) OR YOU CAN EVEN MIX SOAPS TO MAKE A REALLY FANCY ASS BLEND OF MAGIC OR ADD LOTION TO MAKE IT NICE FOR YOUR SKIN OR ADD LAVENDER OIL OR TEA-TREE TO MAKE IT ANTIBACTERIAL MAKE CUSTOM SOAP AND SELL IT FOR THOUSANDS THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS THE WORLD IS YOUR CLEAN AND SHINY OYSTER

NOW IF YOU WANT TO USE FUCKING DOVE SOAP OR SOME OTHER SUPER MOISTURIZING SOAP LIKE IT(IF IT IS PRETTY SOFT FOR A BAR SOAP IT PROBABLY HAS A LOT OF GODDAMN MOISTURIZER OR LOTION) THEN DO THE SAME THING BUT ONLY USE A CUP OR TWO OF WATER AND NO GLYCERIN OKAY NO GLYCERIN IT DOESN’T NEED IT OKAY NOW USE YOUR FUCKING PRECIOUS DOVE SOAP AND DON’T PAY FOR THAT EXPENSIVE ASS BODY WASH

NOW IT SHOULD GO WITHOUT SAYING THAT NOT ALL SOAPS ARE THE SAME SO SET ASIDE SOME EXTRA SOAP FLAKES IN CASE THE CONSISTENCY IS NOT RIGHT OR WHAT YOU WANT JESUS DO I HAVE TO DO ALL THE WORK HERE YOU CAN FIGURE OUT A SOLUTION. OKAY NOW YOU HAVE LEARNED A NEW THING AND EVERYONE YOU KNOW SHOULD PREPARE TO GET FUCKING SOAP FOR CHRISTMAS BECAUSE YOU’RE A CRAFTY LITTLE SHIT NOW GO BE CLEAN AND FRUGAL AND ECO-FRIENDLY YOU BEAUTIFUL MAJESTIC UNICORN CLASS DISMISSED

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clueless-gamer:

2snowy4u:

imivi:

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gipsy-bones:

unicornpancakes:

ask-the-multishipper:

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oh god what did i do

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IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

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HOLY FUCKING COW.

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OKAY IT’S TRUE

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???

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I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE

WHAT HOW

I’ve been wondering what message it sends for awhile now, apparently it’s random?

(via ignorethesanity)