bootyexpress:

THE LAST ONE

(Source: lauzor, via caseyanthonyofficial)

benedicts-doublechins:

Okay so a guy held a door open and as I was walking I thought in my head ’ thanks mister attractive face” and then he giggled and I realized it wasN’T IN MY HEAD AND HE JUST KEPT GIGGLING LIKE A 5 YEAR OLD

(via skyeribbon)

baconnnnnnn:

humansofnewyork:

His owner told me that according to a Native American myth, dogs with different colored eyes can see both heaven and earth.

this dog has seen some shit

baconnnnnnn:

humansofnewyork:

His owner told me that according to a Native American myth, dogs with different colored eyes can see both heaven and earth.

this dog has seen some shit

(via ignorethesanity)

grippedbydestiel:

ourlovelyloki-rp-and-ask:

miss-out-of-my-way:

yesiamthehumantardis:

hoping-it-meant-more:

lunalove25:

heroceaneye:

I am weirdly attracted to older guys.

And by older guys I mean 50+

I mean.

WHAT (50+)

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THE (200+)

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HELL (300+)

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?????

OLD IS BETTER LET’S JUST ALL ACCEPT IT AND CONTINUE OUR FLAILING

Everything gets finer with age

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900+ (just saying)

*Reblogs again shamelessly*

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1000+ (and a little shitty just for good measure)

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350 million +

(via skyeribbon)

oliviawhen:

A truly unstoppable force.

(via lydiasgotstiles)

sherrocked:

My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.

My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.

(Source: amovible, via savestilesmind)

stinkmits:

the assassination of Julius Caesar  

stinkmits:

the assassination of Julius Caesar  

(via karlcat)